一名中国留学生初到美国，在机场找厕所，问老外：「Where is W.C.？」老外听不懂。一名中国太太到医院生产，洋护士问她：「Did you have a bowel movement？」她却听不懂。还有...

中英文笑话幽默 Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said,...

中英文对照 笑话幽默 Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. What's in your box? asked the friend. A cat, answered Mrs Brown. You see I've been dreaming abo...

中英文笑话幽默 Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸 A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might...

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. H...

Blind Date 相亲（笑话） After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an...

中英文笑话 The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbel...

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it...

Snake Talk Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, Are we poisonous snakes? The other replied, You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes(响尾蛇). Why do you ask? To which the first re...

林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday...